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hamareee gali main aayaa
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app hamareee gali main aayaa thora sa sharmaya thora sa
muskuraya thora sa ghbharaya ur phir zoor say bolay ! " allah k
naam pe dede baba" |
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if 10 persons in a
day prey 4 u...(In Urdu) |
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if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u...i wil b one of them...if 5
persons in a day prey 4 u .i will b 1 of them...if 1 person in a
day prey 4 u ..i will b that one...and if no one prey 4 u..it
means..MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN... |
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i love u,i love
u,i love u, |
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i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,don't be
crazy,i love also other alphabet like v,w,x,y,z. |
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teray liye chand
taray tor doon(In Urdu) |
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teray liye chand taray tor
doon,in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot
aur bol doon |
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Hugli Hugli |
Hugli Hugli
Dugli Dugli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Bus.......
Hanso mat ye rung kaala karnay
ka mantar tha jo tum nay parh lia!!! |
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ARZ kia hia k |
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ARZ kia hia k main ja raha tha k
woh aa gaye ...o shit :( mujy phir Toilet jana para .... |
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Which Boy Has the
permission to go to a girl's bathroom |
Q:Which Boy Has the permission to
go to a girl's bathroom and touch her every where he likes?
A:Lifebouy |
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MUJHSE SHADDI KAROGI |
( MUJHSE SHADDI KAROGI )
Aaj rat tak soch lo kal ko ammi abu bhai aapi sub ko betha ker
mashwara ker k person lazmi jawab dena k yeh diouloge ki film ka
hai ! ha ha ha |
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Legs utha ke karo, |
Legs utha ke karo,
Tange faila ke karo,
Ghuma ghuma ke karo,
Aage peechey dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga
Oye I'm talking abt Yoga |
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai |
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar
mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat
batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai |
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Do u know
similarity |
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Do u know similarity between
Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist. |
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Dream makes
everything possible |
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Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth |
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It takes 15 trees
to produce |
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It takes 15 trees to produce the
amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in
promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS |
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Teri awaz sunne ko jab |
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Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata
hoon, to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab
taras jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta hoon. Waqt hona
chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, bahane to apne aap hi mil
jate hain |
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Red Rose: Love |
Red Rose: Love
Yellow Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi |
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Thought for the
future generation |
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Thought for the future generation:
Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor &
make several women happy. |
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Jab tumhe uparwale ne tapkaya hoga |
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Jab tumhe uparwale ne tapkaya hoga
use bahut maja aaya hoga,Hasi di bachon wali,Surat di bholi
bhali,Mizaz diya cool,Aur dimag dena gaya bhool....!!! |
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Maine pucha chand se ki |
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Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai
koi mere yaar sa haseen.....Chand ne kaha...Dimag mat kha,itne
upar se kya"TAMBURA DIKHEGA"....!! |
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WILL U DO IT |
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WILL U DO IT,IF WE WERE ALONE & IT
WAS DARK & U WERE IN MY ROOM AND U WERE UNDER MY COVER,WILL U
HELP ME FIND MY TEDDYBEAR. |
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