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Flirt sms - 18 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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YAR
TUMEN EK MAZE
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YAR
TUMEN EK MAZE KE BT BTAO.THORA KAREEB AO THORO AUR.BS THORO
OR,PLZ MRE KHATER THORA SA OR,BT YE HAI K KBHE APNE KAN B SAF KR
LEA KROOOOOOOOOO |
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itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete |
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itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete
ho itna katil kaise sharma lete ho kitni aasani se jaan le lete
ho kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bacchpan se kamine ho |
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Heura ander gaya? |
Heura ander gaya?
She:Yes
He:Dard hua?
She:Haan
He:Fit hai?
Sheerfect
He:r u comfortable?
She:Zabardast
He:Aray Madam ko yeh sandel pack kardo. |
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main tum say bohet love kerta
ho |
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main tum say bohet love kerta ho q
k tum bohet lovely ho main mer jao ga agar tum nay ab b meri
money na di tu |
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1 day u'll B
surprised 2C ME |
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1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside
U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME
holding on, U &
ME... just U & ME sitting in a
MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U |
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Good looks catch
the eyes |
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Good looks catch the eyes but Good
Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!.
FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to
read it. |
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no cute graphics to
send |
no cute graphics to
send
just a...
caring heart saying...
REMEMBER 2 PEE B4 GOING 2 BED |
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Kindly observe
SILENCE for two minutes |
Kindly observe SILENCE for two
minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last
night after
sucking ur blood. |
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chalo sms sma kheltey hain |
chalo sms sma kheltey hain
pehle tum sms kro
phir tum sms kro
phir se tum sms kro
1 bar phr tum sms kro
bas 1 last sms tum kro
bas!baqi ka khel kal khelen ghey pap |
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1-5 years girls |
1-5 years girls
love MOM
6-15 years girls
love DAD
16-30 years girls love ME 30-60 years they love HUSBAND
61-100 years they love..
Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le |
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Ur eyes Patakha, |
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Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "candle".. |
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Uff |
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Uff
Dabao na
Zara Zor
Se
Aisa Karo
Apni Shirt Nikalo
Pant Bhi Nikal DO
Meri Kurti Bhi
Ab Zorse
Tight Hai
Or Zorse
Oooh
Ho Gaya.
Suitcase Band!!! |
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Pakistan |
Pakistan mein teen hi chiz popular
hein..,,,
(",)
<)> apun
/<, ..
,,,
(,")/" apun ka
<)" ishtyle ..&
/ >
,,,
(",)/"""APUN ka
/)" SMS |
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Some One |
Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?
Neighbour's Dog! |
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Wat is it dat a girl &
boy |
Wat is it dat a girl &
boy do secretly wen they reach
adulthood?
Think!
Think!!
Think!!!
Donno
Voting..
Wat Else. |
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After engagement : Superman |
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman |
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Birds love you, |
Birds love you,
Monkeys love you,
Hippos love you,
Snakes love you,
Tortoise love you,
Giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
They all really miss you. |
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Days are 2 Busy, |
Days are 2 Busy,
Hours are 2Fast,
Seconds are 2 Few,
But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You..
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Maine tumko Phone kiya |
Maine tumko Phone kiya to network
bola, Namskar!
Paglo ki duniya me apka swagat hai,
Aapko jinse baat krni hai unka DIMAAG abhi SWITCH 0FF hai |
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