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Flirt sms
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Find the perfect message to send
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kal
POLICE ko aik dead body
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kal POLICE ko aik dead body mili
hai... Black Teeth hain...Ghonslay jayse baal hain...Dimagh nahi
hai...Shakal PAGALOON wali hai...Paun ultey hain...mujhey FIKAR
ho rahi hai...Zara BELL maroo... |
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F - U r Funny |
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING |
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Close your
eyes |
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Close ur eyes Nd raise mirror up 2
ur face...Relex ur body Nd think about devil as long as U can.
Now open ur eyes. The devil is here |
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u remember the day |
u remmeber the day
u tarvell with me u put ur face
out of the window and i put my maonkey face out of the window
then people start shoting
twins twins |
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paish hai |
paish hai
aap
ke
phone
main
nahati
hui
larki.
aaj thund hai...
kal nhaye gi |
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Doghly |
Doghly
Gaddar
Chhichhore
Meesny
Ghunne
Dhokabaz
Matlabi
Moqa parast
Tota Chasham
Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa
meri parosan apne miyan ko khehti hay |
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Can u pronounce good english |
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Can u pronounce good
english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof,
roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U
r a good dog. Now stop barking |
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Dark were those days |
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Dark were those
days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me
light. You gave
me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT ! |
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A - U'r Attractive |
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A - U'r Attractive B
- U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F
- U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K
- Kidding |
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I need you... |
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I need you... I
love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely...
SHOES |
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What's the difference between a Kiss |
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What's the
difference between a Kiss, a Car, & a Monkey? A kiss is so Dear,
A car is too Dear, & the Monkey is you Dear. |
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those who cant av me HATE ME ... |
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those who cant av me
HATE ME ...
those who ABUSE ME lose me...
those who av me cant handle me ...
an then theres people like u who cant refuse me |
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A SCIENTIST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT |
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A SCIENTIST CANNOT B
A PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT. A CONDUCTOR CANNOT B A
SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT. A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A
MOBILE BUT YES, U DID IT.: |
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Har Khushi Ko |
Har Khushi Ko Teri
Taraf Morr Doun Ga
Terey Liye Chaand Tarey Torr Doun Ga
Terey Liye Mussaraton Ke Darwazey Khol Doun Ga
Ik Bar Hans Kar Dikha,Terey Sarey Daant Torr Doun Ga |
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KOI GUM NAHI MAGAR DIL UDAAS HAI |
KOI GUM NAHI MAGAR
DIL UDAAS HAI
TUJ SAY KOI RISHTA NAHI PHIR BI EK AAS HAI
KEHNAY KO BOHAT HAIN APNAY MAGAR
TU AIK KHAAS HAI
ZYADA EMOTIONAL NA HONA
UPAR SAB BAKWAAS
HAI HOTI |
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in day i miss u |
in day i miss u
at night i miss u
in morning i miss u
i miss u every moment
i miss u every second
i miss u alot.......
my stolen chappal i really miss u |
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HEY YOU KNOW |
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HEY YOU KNOW! THAT
YOU ARE SO SWEET? DO YOU KNOW Y BCOZ I HAVE SEEN THOUSANDS "BEE"
AROUND YOU |
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2 Prove his love.. |
2 Prove his love..
he swam the DEEPEST river..
crossed the HOTTEST dessert..
climbed the HIGHEST mountain..
she..
divorced him coz....
HE WAS NEVER AT HOME !! |
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R u mad? |
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now |
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