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Flirt sms
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Find the perfect message to send
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Today is an
international day
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Today is an international day for
the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done......... |
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fuck off |
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fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever.. |
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bacha ne kaha dady
dady |
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bacha ne kaha dady dady mujha
bandhar dekhna hai dady kaha nahi baata nahi bandhar habi sms
par raha hai |
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we gathered in a
large hall |
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we gathered in a large hall,
an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going heaven, b4 i
could start witing
mine, i heard u shouting: EXTRA
SHEETS PLZ............ |
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How to kill
mosquito? |
How to kill mosquito?
1. Catch it alive.
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished.... |
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Some time my heart
ask me |
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Some time my heart ask me, why i
like U? why i want 2 see U? why
i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart
simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons. |
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U R 100% beautiful |
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words.. |
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do U want to see
malika bathing |
do U want to see malika bathing
press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had finished her bath sorry try 2marrow |
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Think Big. Think
Positive. Think Smart. |
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Think Big. Think Positive. Think
Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much
for u, so
here is a shortcut. JUST THINK
ABOUT ME! |
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i see ur face |
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i see ur face when iam
dreaming thats
why i always wake up screaming
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SHIT |
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SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 talented
i think u r a big shit |
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ek aap ho jo itnay
pyaray ho |
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ek aap ho jo itnay pyaray ho
ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho
ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho
aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon |
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HI MISS ME OR
HATE ME
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HI MISS ME OR HATE ME
BOTH R IN MY FAvor
IF U MISS ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART.........
IF U HATE ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN
UR MIND.........
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ham gulab ke
phool hen tou kya hua |
ham gulab ke phool hen tou kya hua,
log hamien honton se , ankhon se lagatey hen
tou kya hua~!
aap ko bhee tou paka ke khatey hen
bher bakrya kacha hi khatey hein
kia baat hai Merey Gobi ke phool ki, kia bat hai ji |
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if people say
ur crazy |
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai..... |
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when i was born |
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when i was born satan said another
god and when you were born
satan said competition. |
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