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Find the perfect message to send
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What did the
elephant say to the naked man?
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What did the elephant say to the
naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing? |
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Ur cute
gorgeous fine & dandy |
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Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.
really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed
…oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said! |
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I saw something in
da shop
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I saw sumthing in da
shop window 2day.It was
stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u
till i realised it was my own REFLECTION |
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Those innocent
eyes...
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Those innocent eyes... Those
kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest
talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u? |
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You’re Attractive
Gorgeous Sexy
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You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy
Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In
fact you’re becoming more like me everyday! |
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Ure so sexy u
drive me insane |
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Ure so
sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in
pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have
the wrong number |
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Dream makes al
things possible, |
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Dream makes al things possible,
Hope makes al things work,
loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so
always BRUSH UR TEETH...! |
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Star + Moon =
romanticNight Bird + |
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Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird +
Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile =
BHAAGO BHUT AAYA |
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Sharab Bani To
Maikhane bane.. |
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane...
Husn Bana to Deewane bane...
Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha! |
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the police are
looking for a suspect
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the police are looking for a
suspect who is smart, sexy, witty&very good looking...so where
are u gonna hide me? |
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The United Nations
has assigned 1000 |
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The United Nations has assigned
1000 soldiers to look for Osamma Bin Laden in the caves but only
999 are ready to leave. The other one is busy reading this
sms... |
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