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Flirt sms
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Find the perfect message to send
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Qualities a
friend must have
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Qualities a friend must have: Cute
as crocodile. Smart as sardar. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo
Matured as monkey. No doubt u r my Frnd |
When
cloud breaks,
rain
falls |
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When cloud breaks,
rain falls! Whn coconut breaks,
water falls!Whn luv breaks tears falls!But whn ur head
breaksaaila!BHUSSA |
LADKIYAN nahi to
college |
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LADKIYAN nahi to college
bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon
nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar. |
to make it
straight she pulls it |
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Q: to make it straight she pulls
it, to make it stand she rubs it, to make it stiff she licks it,
to let it in she pushes it. what is she doing? a: threading a
needle |
Good person?
that's you Good mate? |
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Good person? that's you Good mate?
Its you again Good taste? Corse its you Good friend? Its also
you Good looking nah get lost thats me |
GARAHAMBEL |
GARAHAMBEL
invnted
telefon
EDISON
invnted
elctricbulb
MARCONI
invnted
radio
COLUMBOS
discoverd
America
tu bas mobile nu angutha mare ja
nalayka! |
Mujhe se tum yon
kiyon shermati ho |
Mujhe se tum yon kiyon shermati ho
Mujhe pata hai tum cream bohat lagati ho
Orr kisi ko nahi batana to na bataoo
Per aisi baat tum mujhe se kiyon chupati ho |
Bill payment
par |
Bill payment
par,
Bank Deposit par,
Mobile recharge par,
Cinema ticket par,
Phool Offer par,
Cash Register par,
Down payment par,
TUM SIRF MERE HO |
Your smile is
amazing...
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Your smile is amazing... you know
your smile kills the people.... So please save the world.......
and
Brush your teeth....
regularly!.... |
Shaytan
Association invite all |
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Shaytan Association invite all
member's for the Annual meeting to discus their vacation of the
month of RAMZAN so your attendance as senior member is required..
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