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Flirt sms
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Find the perfect message to send
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Tajmahal
ki imarat
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Tajmahal
ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main
kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati
hai. |
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Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai |
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Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par,
din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein, rahunga tere saath
saath main. |
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New style of
proposing a girl. |
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New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless
nights in ur Love n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your
daughter so lets mk them brother n sister. |
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hold it gently |
hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey
dnt
fit,fos dem in,if de hole's big enaf,put3,
muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes..
can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass. |
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Open your legs |
Open ur legs n get on top of
me. well,
do ur thng nice n slow..,open
it wide so
dat u can do ur thng quik,
There u go!!u've jst dropd a bomb on me [Toilet] |
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AB BASANTI AA KAR AAP KE SAMNE |
AB BASANTI AA KAR AAP KE SAMNE
DANCE KAREGI
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
BASANTI KUTTON KE SAMNE DANCE NAHIEN KARTI |
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Laila
- Majnoon |
Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar
Gaya
Jis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar Gaya
Bilkul Usi tarah
haan Usi tarh
yeh kabhi bhi
mat sochna k main tumhare bina
mar jaonga......lolz.... |
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Once a baby monkey |
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Once a baby monkey ask his
mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol
kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hay |
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roses are
red |
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roses are red,
violets are blue,
the bulldog next door reminds me of you |
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Today,
tomorrow and yesterday |
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Today, tommorow and
yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!! |
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bulbul ka bacha |
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bulbul ka bacha
khata tha khichri
peeta tha pani
gata tha ganey
merey sirhaney
aik din akaila betha hua tha
main ne uraya
wapas na aaya
kuttay ka bacha:) |
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Tawe par rekha |
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Tawe par rekha
POPCORN
Uchalta kio hay?
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arey baba khud baith
kar daikho. pata chal
jaye gha |
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In the late
night |
In the late night,
on the full moon
day, i
stopped my car and went close to her ears, she felt
shyness.i went to say those words but i
thought she wont believe it. Finally i told
her those "3 words"
"PETROL ILLA ERANGIKKO".
Petrol Hutum Hogya |
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pooch na teri judaee |
pooch na teri judaee kay lamhay
main nay kaisay betaay ,
Paani main surf Excel mila kay straw say bulbulay banaay... |
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Dekha tujhe to |
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!! |
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One day we all are going to depart |
One day we all are going to depart
on a journey. The trip will be free
of charge, your savings are of no use,
dont worry about the seat reservation,
its confirmed and the flights is always
on time.Luggage will be unlimited n
not 20 kgs, ur good deeds no matter how heavy,
all r complimentary excess baggage, islam will be
ur passport, kalima will be ur visa, qabar will
be ur waiting lounge. The rest i leave to ur
imagination! Be ready...Assalamu Alaikum! |
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Yesterday whole night |
Yesterday whole night i
was thinkin abt only U
Now i'm
thinking of "V".
Tonight i'll definitly
think abt w,x,y and z |
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Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai |
Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai...
Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha
katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta
katega |
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HOTHO SE JO CHOO LIYA |
HOTHO SE JO CHOO LIYA,
EHSAAS AB TAK HAI,
ANKHE NAM HAI,AUR SANNSO MEIN AAG AB TAK HAI,
AUR KYU NA HO KHAYI BHI TO'HARI MIRCH' HAI |
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