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Find the perfect message to send
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Mon to Sun,
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Mon to Sun, From Jan
To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never
changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
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Paani mein whiskey |
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Paani mein whiskey
milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta
hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani
mein hi kuch gadbad hai. |
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Ka karat ho?
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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
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Chuha to haathi |
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne
mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
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Doli wali car dekh-ke |
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Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main
ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, |
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole
"brother, who are you?".
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Commerce professor |
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important
source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
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An englishman, bihari & punjabi
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An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They
decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with
them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the
Bihari down.
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When i open my eyes every morning
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When i open
my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a
friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! |
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, |
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One day
Santa's Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you
give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No. |
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When I was born Devil said.. |
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When I was
born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born
devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .... |
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Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- |
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Fill in the
blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving
d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... |
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- |
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Do U know
the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats
why boys go to college regularly.... |
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank |
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Who said
English is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I
don't have brain... 2.-----I don't have sense... 3.-----I am
stupid.... |
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If ur world is spining Round & Round. |
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If ur world
is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast
,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... |
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Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, |
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Merry
Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter, Good luck on
Valentines, Spooky
Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for
the next 12 months!!!! |
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what happend 2 ur mobile? |
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what
happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree
plz try later. |
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First the engagement ring, then t |
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First the
engagement ring, then the
wedding ring, then the
suffering |
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Last night I lay in my bed |
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Last night
I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the
sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof |
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped |
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Birdy birdy
in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly! |
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If your a Vegetarian to be nice |
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If your a
Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food |
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I'm a killer, i kill people for money |
I'm a
killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !! |
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Its been a rough day.I got up this |
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Its been a
rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell
off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2
go 2 the bathroom |
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Jesus says to John come forth ill |
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Jesus says
to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he
won a toaster |
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At dis moment in time 10 million people |
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At dis
moment in time 10 million people r having
sex.5 million people r
drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is
reading my text!pass on |
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The rain makes all things beautiful |
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The rain
makes all things
beautiful. The grass &
flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it
rain on you? |
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship |
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means
a lot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I
look down & den... i lauf again |
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