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Funny sms - 4 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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difference between wife n neighbours wife?
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What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like
an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
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Oh menu dekhi jaandi
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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c. |
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Several women appeared in court, |
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Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the
trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for
orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The
case was closed for lack of evidence.
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Getting married is very much |
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person
has, you wish you had ordered that. |
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An engineering student |
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got
degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you
have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
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Wife: Darling today is our |
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. |
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Do u have any sentimental love cards? |
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever
loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER |
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day,
U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have
a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
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latest versions of java. |
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava
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Kya kar rahe ho?
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
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kutton ke sardar |
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Arzo hai unki
galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye.. |
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Mere Marne ke baad aey dost |
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye
meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narag me hai |
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Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho, |
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Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte
ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se
lagte ho.. |
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Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete, |
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Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt
marti nahi mujh par larkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi
TAJMAHAL bana dete |
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the hero of TITANIC
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the hero of TITANIC went to court to prove that he is the most
HANDSOME,SWEET&SMART guy on the earth but he failed. he came out
angrily & ask. yaar ye ILYAS kon hai |
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HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF |
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HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOR
DENGE, TERE
LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAZE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE
TO DIKHO TERE SAARE DAANT TOR DENGE HA..HA..HA |
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A 60 year old bachelor |
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A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in
newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying, "Miyan! Is
umar mein
farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin." |
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Maine kaha |
Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise
Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha |
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sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon |
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ek sardar darvaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha,his wife askes
him"y r u standing
here".sardar ji bole"sher k shikar pe ja raha
hoon.wife"to jaao na!sardar ji"kese jaoon bahar KUTA khra he...! |
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maine pucha chand se |
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maine pucha chand se k kahin dekha hai mere yar sa hasin.....chand
ne kaha ullu k pathe itni upar se kya dikhta hai koi |
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button lga kr soya kar. |
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Rabri : age jante
hain raat me belli pura dudhwa p jati hai.
Lalu : tumko kyee bar bole hain ki raat me baluj ka button lga
kr soya kar. |
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Sardar was standing without |
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Sardar was standing without a shirt, a friend say's wah Sardar g
barri fit chest hey tuhaday, Sardar proudly replies; oye haley
tey tu apni parjayee de nahi vekhe. |
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Searching....... |
We will now
upgrade your brain.......Please wait........
Searching.......
Searching.......
Still searching........
Sorry,
No brain found !!! |
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We cannot grant you |
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We cannot
grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102
years old. "I
do not understand. It is
proven statistically that at that age only few people
die." |
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how you are? |
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Those
beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy
mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how
you are? |
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roses are red |
roses are
red, violets are blue,
Frankenstein
is ugly but what the hell happened to you???? |
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tension hoi??? |
1- U r a nice
person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false
if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
tension hoi???
ab dosro ko do. |
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