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Funny sms - 5 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki
shakal yaad aa gayi! |
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It's the sweetest thing |
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It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the
bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called
Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
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Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai |
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Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare?
Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg
maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U.
Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein. |
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What did the gangster's |
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them
anything."
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Beauty is not how you look, |
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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is
not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur
underwear daily.
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Always start your day with |
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING! |
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Mallika
went to a swimming pool |
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
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I'm in a good mood
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Can u do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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If I was an artist,
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist! |
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Kripya Dhyaan De,
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Kripya Dhyaan De,
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Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya! |
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What is the height of telling a lie?
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What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai,
jachda hai gore mukhde te" |
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sab auraton ko MAA
kaha karo.
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA
kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere
baap ka bigad jayega. |
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Medical Shayari
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai! |
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Jise koyal samjhe, |
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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa
nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb
se pauwa nikla. |
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Jija: Sali ji, |
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! |
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Media: Prince, |
Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk
badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
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I am not rich like rohit, |
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like
rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.. |
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Patient to Doc |
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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath
lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
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Kal kare so aaj kar,
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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar
so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab? |
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Ek ladka ek ladki |
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k
saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi
ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey |
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Dream makes everything possible, |
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv
makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So
always Brush ur Teeth |
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Do u know |
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist. |
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai |
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge
Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf
chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai |
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Monday went on Tuesday |
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether
Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great
Sunday...
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Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi...
aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
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what do you want for your birthday?
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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