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Find the perfect message to send
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CONGRATS.Your
phone has been installed
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CONGRATS.Your phone has been
installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone
against the wall.Then assemble the pieces.... |
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Always start your
day with a lot of... S E X S |
Always start your day with a lot
of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a
daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in
LIFE. |
Come here,take
off urs pants and knickers |
Come here,take off urs pants
and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving urs.....toilet! |
Lastnite i went
2 bed without u. |
Lastnite i went 2 bed without
u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch
against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas |
A girl phoned
me the other day and said. |
A girl phoned me the other day
and said..."Come on over, there's
nobody home." I went over.
Nobody was home |
Press down down
more Ok more YES |
Press down down more Ok more
YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm
That's how I sex on text ! |
I really deeply
wish tat u r here |
I really deeply wish tat u r
here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under
the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch. |
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He came at
night,
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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! |
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge... |
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oT TnAW T2UL I |
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oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye! |
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there are 3
chambers in my heart. |
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there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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What is the
height of Flirting? |
What is the height of
Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY
CONCERN". |
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why are you late? |
Teacher: why are you
late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it. |
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I've learned |
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I've learned that
you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them
and hope they panic and give in. =) |
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Hair oil ki ad mein |
Hair oil ki ad mein
hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me
Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi
dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago! |
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A notice in a factory for girl workers. |
A notice in a
factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
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What did the hurricane |
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What did the
hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no
ordinary blow job!
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A man was looking |
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A man was looking at
a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering
the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered -
waiting for autumn.
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A cat tries to get
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A cat tries to get a
sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a
bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage
the wetter the pussy! |
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A cat and a rooster sat |
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A cat and a rooster
sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed!
LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock! |
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When a man talks |
When a man talks
dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
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Jad aapji da janam |
Jad aapji da janam
hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
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Will you love me after marriage also?
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Girl: Will you love
me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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A Sex expert was once asked |
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A Sex expert was
once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he
replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with
his pants down. |
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