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Naughty sms - 3 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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What's there in between your legs?
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Boy (to girl):
What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell. |
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Girl & Boy were having sex. |
Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper
lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs. |
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kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata? |
Husband: kash hamare
ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi
nahi hoti. |
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How come your husband is always home on time? |
Lady1: How come your
husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether
you are here or not. |
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An journalist to mallika sherawat: |
An journalist to
mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning
when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home! |
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Colour of underwear reflects your mood: |
Colour of underwear
reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear! |
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Daughter: Mom |
Daughter: Mom, kya
yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin
se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega? |
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A dentist was caught |
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A dentist was caught
raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong
cavity". |
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Wives r incoming calls, |
Wives r incoming
calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls. |
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It’s short thing, |
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It’s short thing,
gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and
enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind. |
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Make luv to ur galfriend |
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Make luv to ur
galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers`
day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on
everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day) |
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difference between a computer and a woman? |
Q: Whats the
difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy. |
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Met a girl the other day |
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Met a girl the other
day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's
amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea! |
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Hey dude Congrats! |
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Hey dude Congrats!
Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper
advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun. |
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difference between magnets and women |
Q:Whats the
difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side |
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Daughter: Mummy |
Daughter: Mummy that
man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them. |
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Mental anxiety, |
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN! |
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Which Part... |
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think... |
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A Short thing |
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind. |
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