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Urdu and Hindi sms - 10 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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Tum haste raho,
nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho
aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge.... |
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Aey item kya
kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha, akha world me
apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila. Miss to karegaich
he na. Chal reply chipka daal. |
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Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya. |
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Har Sawal Se
Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna |
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Lady drinking
coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"!
Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri
coke se nikla hoon, MAA!".. |
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Kabar ki mitti
utha ke le gaya koi, isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi,
tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum, lekin phir se intezaar
karne ki wajah de gaya koi.. |
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Ek bus mein
ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao. |
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Na kabhi
muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho.. |
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Aapki dosti ki
ek nazar chahiye, Dil hai beghar usey ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhin
saath chalte raho e dost, Yeh dosti humein umar bhar chahiye... |
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Dil to unke
seene mein bhi machalta hoga..
husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga..
Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki..
Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga.. |
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Pyar to humein
bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi
banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua... |
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Class ki har
ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein
gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai.. |
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An engineering
student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge
hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai. |
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Santa's urine
report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar
rehne de". |
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Ladki ek aisi
paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole
"brother, who are you?". |
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Kadam kadam pe
baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath
chhoda, vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, subah hone par
sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda. |
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Pyari si
morning mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz,
pyari si hawaon mein, sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning! |
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Rabb se aapki
khushi mangte hain, duaon mein aapki hansi mangte hain. Sochte
hain kya mange aapse? Chalo, aapse aapki umar bhar ki dosti
mangte hain. |
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