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Urdu and Hindi sms - 5 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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Santa: Woh
ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska
naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA" |
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Hamara har
lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne.
Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne, par pyaar itna dekar jeena
sikha diya aapne. |
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Jise koyal
samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka
karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla. |
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Zindagi mein
hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge.
Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM
milenge. |
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Translation
from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast. |
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Jija: Sali ji,
aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
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Media: Prince,
bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk
badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati. |
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Dard jitna
saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na
kehna, Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam, Isline humse 'Kabhi
Alvida Na Kehna' |
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Woh nadiyan
nahi aansu they mere, jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.
Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri, isliye hum aansu bahate
rahe. |
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Santa ki
shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi. |
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Tujhe bhoolkar
bhi na bhool payenge hum, Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum.
Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin, Tera naam dil se na mita
payenge hum.. |
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Ye pyari
nigahein yaad rahengi, milkar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi,
mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula dun, aur umar bhar tumhe bhi
meri yaad rahegi. |
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4 roses, just
for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. |
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Patient to
Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main
theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. |
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Kal kare so
aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey
karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab? |
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In a train
compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai,
tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko
chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW |
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Banta: Yeh
chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye |
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Girl: Will u
marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
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