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Urdu and Hindi sms - 6 |
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Ek baar Santa
Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai |
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Santa joined
NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA
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Ek ladka ek
ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey |
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Baba ji ka
mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye
jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda
bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai |
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Mom: Beti badi
ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi...
aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. |
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Lamhe ye
suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka
pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na
ho.. |
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Tum mujhe
kabhi dil kabhi aakhon se pukaro, Ye hothon ke taqaluf to zamane
ke liye hain. |
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Dosti insan ki
zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai, aap ke pyar ki
wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai. |
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Nurse came out
with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid
he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u
fool, It’s a gal |
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Banta ped pe
chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon. |
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Santa dials a
number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil
gaya. |
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Santa ke
bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola
ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal. |
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Banta: Truck
dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar
lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai. |
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Santa: Itne
kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh
rakha hai. |
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Pappu was
writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon. |
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Santa to Pappu:
Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo. |
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Ummido ki
shama dil mein mat jalana.... huzefa se alag duniya mat basana...
waise aaj mood main hu to sms kar diya par roz intezaar mein
palke mat bichana. |
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Tu dekh ya na
dekh, tere dekhne ka gham nahi, par teri ye na dekhne ki ada
dekhne se kam nahi..
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