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Urdu and Hindi sms - 7 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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Is se pehle ki
dilo me nafrat jaage, aao ek shaam mohabbat me bita di jaye....
Karke kuch mohabbat ki baatein, Is shaam ki masti badha di jaye. |
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Unhe yeh
shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par unhe ye kaun
samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe hum bhoolte hi nahi. |
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Sms har pal
karu to shararat hogi, har din karu to paresani hogi, kabhi
kabaar karu to kanjusi hogi, par dil se karu toh aapko khushi
hogi. |
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Which are the
2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava |
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Tajmahal ki
imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis
kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai. |
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Teri doori ka
ehsaas jab satane laga. Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga.
Jab bhi bhulane ki koshish ki. Tu dil ke aur karib aane laga. |
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Santa: Do you
know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. |
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Jab bhi kisi
ko kareeb paya hai, kasam khuda ki wahin dhokha khaya hai. Kyon
dosh dete hein hum kanto ko... Zakham to humne phulo se paaya
hai. |
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Karoge yaad ek
din is pyar ke zamane ko, chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas
aane ko. Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi, to tum bhi
tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko. |
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Mohobbat ka
imtihan aasan nahi; pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi. Muddatein beet
jati hain kisi ke intezaar mein, ye sirf pal-do-pal ka kaam nahi. |
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Teri berukhi
ko bhi rutba diya humne. Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne. Mat
soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe; aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe
yaad kiya humne. |
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Tanhai bhari
zindagi ka safar mila; na saathi, na humsafar mila. Hum diya
jalta chhod gaye the unke liye; jab vapis lote to jalta hua ghar
mila. |
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Na jaane tum
pe itna yakin kyon hai? Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai?
Suna hai Pyar ka dard meetha hota hai; to aankh se nikla ye
aansu namkeen kyon hai? |
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Dosti insaan
ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai aap k pyar ki
wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai.. |
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Santa apni GF
ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : I am falling in love. |
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,.,.,
( 'c' )
>' <
KEM-CHHO?
,.,.,
('c' )
>' <
MAJA MA CHHO?
,..,
c" .)
>' <
TABIYAT PANI?
OK !
Toh sms karo nee baba !! |
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Lamha lamha
waqt guzar jayega
saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai
kisi se affair kar lo
kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega.. |
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Wife: Kya kar
rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se... |
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